Yeah. simbiani82 maaade me do it. A Movie Quote Meme! But with a PRIZE-- whoever guesses the most gets... ah... I'll write any ficlet they please, no restrictions placed on it.

The rules are simple. You read the quote, you guess who and from what movie, I credit. The one with the most wins.

1 "As a result of your careless behavior..." "Careless and reckless behavior!" "...the entire celebration was, uh..." "Well, it was ruined, that's all! Completely destroyed! This concert was to be the pinnacle of my distinguised career. Now, thanks to you, I am the laughing stock of the entire kingdom!" King Triton & Sebastian, LiLMermaid by simbiani82

2 "I'm on Planet 'X' lookin' for a dweeb who wears green fatigues. He wears glasses." "He has long hair." "And he "*pretends to sneeze* "sneezes." "Ich! *clucks like a chicken*" "Chicken. Chicken! Yes, Chicken Man!" Jack about Daniel, Stargate by calico_fox

3"I played Richard III."
"Five curtain calls..."
"There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time."Alexander talking about the Grabthar's Hammer line, Galaxy Quest by verbina

4"Suddenly, I feel very, very good."
"Oh, I'm sorry, Master."
"No, it'll pass, it'll pass"

5 "I have fought my way to the castle beyond the Goblin City, to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong and my kingdom is great... For my will is as strong and my kindgom is great... damn! I can never remember that line" Sarah, Labyrinth by 1stmatewenchie

6 "I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you." Neo, Matrix by calico_fox

7"Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends." Gandalf to Frodo about Gollum, Lord of the Rings by simbiani82

8"Hello..." "Hell no."

9"Whoever wrote this episode should DIE." Gwen about the Chompers by verbina

10"Why is any object we don't understand always called a 'thing'?"

11 "Wait a minute. ______ steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it? That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!" Sheriff of Nottingham, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves by 1stmatewenchie

12"It's some kind of invisible barrier."
"Oh, so that's what an invisible barrier looks like."

13 "She's too skinny lad! What you need is a good dwarven woman... with a beard you CAN HANG ON TOO! AHAHAH!" Elwood, Dungeons & Dragons by simbiani82

14 "OK, now I'm supposed to say, "Hmm, that's interesting, but..." then you say... " "..."but what?"" "But... you already know what I'm going to tell you." Oracle, Matrix by calico_fox

15 "Are all these children yours? Gracious, you have been productive." Bilbo, LOTR1 by 1stmatewenchie

16 "Remember that favorite game of yours?" "Who's the Better Killer?" "Let's play." Riddick & Kyra, Chronicles of Riddick by 1stmatewenchie

17"Dead? No excuse for laying off work."

18 "I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here." Guy, Galaxy Quest by calico_fox

19 "I never blamed you. Not once. You came for me. That's all that matters." Aeris, FFVII Advent Children by calico_fox

20 "Sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path." Morpheus, Matrix by calico_fox

21"Do you yield?"
"I'd rather roast in hell."

22"I suppose you think that was terribly clever." Gandalf to Bilbo about disappearing, Lord of the Rings by simbiani82

23 "You're not gonna die on the planet, ___." "I'm not? Then what's my last name?" "It's, uh, uh - -I don't know." "Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in." "___, you have a last name." "DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"! Mommy... mommy..." "Are we there yet?" Guy, Jason, Gwen, and Alexander, Galaxy Quest by calico_fox

24"Look, do you want to be leader of this gang?"
"No, we agreed: No leader!"
"Right. So shut up and do as I say."

25 "You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you." "Who?" "Not too bright, though." Oracle & Neo, Matrix by 1stmatewenchie

26"Are we having fun yet?"
"The time of my *life*!"

27 "Its been a long time since I smelled beautiful." Riddick, Chronicles of Riddick by 1stmatewenchie

28"Why don't we just rob God while we're up here." Snails to Ridley in D&D by simbiani82

29 "Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing." "Well, that rules you out,____" Pippin & Merry, LotR by simbiani82

30"I'll never get the chance to meet Robin Hood again."
"Oh, stop moaning. He's obviously a dangerous man, unbalanced if you ask me. Giving away what isn't even his!"

31"Did you guys ever WATCH the show?"

32"Mother?"
"A good son would have known"

33 "If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain." Morpheus, Matrix by calico_fox

34 "I've thought of an ending for my book - "And he lived happily ever after... to the end of his days."" Bilbo, LOTR1 by 1stmatewenchie

35"God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!"
"Slugs."
"Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?"

36"What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here? "
"'Cause it's on the television show."
"Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!" Gwen and Jason about the Chompers, by verbina

37"What do they say about him?"
"I have not the heart to tell you. For me the grief is still too near." Merry and Legolas, Lord of the Rings by simbiani82

38 "You'll kill us... with a soup cup?" "Tea, actually." "What's that?" "I'll kill you with my teacup." Riddick, Chronicles of Riddick by 1stmatewenchie

39"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"

40"HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!"

41 "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun" Ash, Army of Darkness by 1stmatewenchie